Talk:Minor Jingles/@comment-2A02:C7D:31D5:F900:9C4F:649D:A252:129B-20191212202709

Lyrics to the Minor Key Version; It's about a guy who is traumatized by sleigh rides:

Verse 1

Running through the Snow, with my old and broken sleigh

Over fields I go, crying all the way!

Bells on Bobtails ring, I just want to cry,

I don't want to ride anymore, I feel like I could die!

Chorus

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, please go away! Oh, hell no, I don't want to hear those awful bells play, no!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, please go away!

Oh, hell no, I don't want to hear those awful bells play.

Verse 2

A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride

And soon, Miss Fanny Bright, Was seated by my side (Yes!) But the horse was looking sick Misfortune seemed his lot He tripped up by a stupid brick And a broken arm I got!

Chorus

Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, please go away! Oh, hell no, I don't want to hear those rusting bells play, no!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, please go away!

Oh, hell no, I don't want to hear those rusting bells play.

Verse 3

A day or two ago The story I must tell, I went out on the snow, and on my back I fell! A Gent was riding by, In a one-horse open sleigh, He laughed as there I sprawling lie, but quickly drove away!

(This is the actual lyrics in the original song too!)

Chorus

Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, please go away! Oh, hell no, I don't want to hear those awful bells play, no!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, please go away!

Oh, hell no, I don't want to hear those awful bells play.

Verse 4

I went home that day, and put away the sleigh,

I was feeling poor, with my spine and arm all sore,

No one will help me; they just leave me be,

The guy who ran right over me, I wish that he would die!

Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, please go away! Oh, hell no, I don't want to hear those awful bells play, no!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, please go away!

Oh, hell no, I don't want to hear those awful bells play.